And another one!

[coalcube]

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

Nominations: Monday 18 to Thursday 28 September (Coordination | Evidence Post)
Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: How are things going so far?

[(Anonymous)]

I'll be honest. I have never once checked to see any of my recipient's bookmarks/written works. I guess I just read the letter/sign-up, do canon review, cross my fingers and hope for the best.

Re: Your dream prompt for treating

[(Anonymous)]

Another plus one for the category of not knowing what that magic combination is until I see it. I usually do a few treats every year, but not every year does that magic prompt appear to me.

Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

Requests here for any help finding fandoms/prompts to treat

Re: Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

I'm looking for people who want epistolary or other outside media POV fic for canons that are (relatively) easy to review. Ideally no longer of a time commitment to review canon than a two book series. If anyone has seen a prompt or general like that fits this, would love to know about it!

[(Anonymous)]

Taylor @ us Swifties pretty much

Re: Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone that's looking for something with political, philosophical, sociological themes? Preferably if they're looking for nuance rather than a flat right/wrong morality tale though...

[(Anonymous)]

Goes double for Lana Del Rey.

[(Anonymous)]

trick or trat was such a fucking disappointing exchange, such bad fic, all fucking crap and fucking shit.

Re: Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

Here are three people listing epistolary fics under their likes and/or have epistolary style prompts. Mostly they are requesting TV shows but they seem to be single-season ones.

https://rosehiptea.dreamwidth.org/287929.html

https://cactus-finch.dreamwidth.org/591.html

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRelmJBTaoSnATOnJe3qBLEEHNQaI0KoAxfAdSpHpuzpe6Zl5Kntd8wGIgxTtHcuyFnrzm-vmE7N9wy/pub

[(Anonymous)]

What an embarrassing post. You could at least link the badfic you're so mad about.

[(Anonymous)]

press x to doubt

[(Anonymous)]

Something about your energy makes me feel like I'm about to hear your thoughts on OFMD being overrated lmao

Re: How are things going so far?

[(Anonymous)]

I hope you are my writer then bc my bookmarks are a total mess and not indicative of what I like 😂 I bookmark things I want to find again, full stop

[(Anonymous)]

Got bored on FFA?

[(Anonymous)]

Link to examples, explaining why they are bad!

Re: this Lies of P request is sending me

[(Anonymous)]

I was annoyed by this when I first saw it, but I didn't realise it was the ONLY request for Lies of P, and now I'm fucking livid. I would've loved to write something in this canon.

(Tell me I shouldn't write something chock-full of spoilers and gift it to them anyway with my sock...)

[(Anonymous)]

Do you mean, Trick or Twat?

The second being you, by the way.

[(Anonymous)]

You are a disgrace to our family name son, log off
Brraaaappppp

A Tale of Two Butts

[(Anonymous)]

It was the best of butts, it was the worst of butts, it was the age of shit, it was the age of piss, it was the epoch of cum, it was the epoch of sharts, it was the season of Fisting, it was the season of Felching, it was the spring of gooning, it was the winter of figging, we had butts before us, we had dicks before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way — in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of butts only.

Re: Your dream prompt for treating

[(Anonymous)]

A fandom I know + request for tentacle porn.

Re: Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

Did you know the collection was scraped in the general autoao3app site? So you can search through all requests. Looking for "epistolary" in the prompt field I get 301 results:

https://autoao3app.fandom.tools/#/Yuletide2023/all

Re: A Tale of Two Butts

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm realizing that the key to the butt jokes is brevity.

Re: Looking for treats that...

[(Anonymous)]

SC

(Some of those are the same person, with the same list of likes for different fandoms, but they are ordered by username so it's easy to see that's the case.)

Re: this Lies of P request is sending me

[(Anonymous)]

It's better that it's the only request. It would have been worse had there been multiple, since then nobody could have offered to try to match to the other request without running the risk of getting this one.

Re: Your dream prompt for treating

[(Anonymous)]

They're just here to get a gift, they don't care about giving anyone something nice.