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I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you"
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you"

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She instantly deleted it, which implies it was a mistake.

And nothing of value would be lost lol.

+1

Just because she self-trolled with it doesn't mean it's also not true.

Also after that one creepy stalker who was obsessed with a regular BFE-er and their friend. I don't want to look up their names, to let the two of 'em have some peace, but it was gross and horrible for a while.

I know! I feel so bad for her Yuletide recip because they are going to get a piece of crap of a gift this year.

Their Yuletide recip deserves an EPH. Or someone to write them treats.

*sniff sniff*

Hi fishspeakers.

Fishspeakers go home

What's to stop her from signing up with a sock?

I am so impressed with your numbers!

I think they've only recently started seriously looking for DNW violations before the collection opens (they used to only look for stuff like pickle fic and and obvious incomplete drafts) and that's led to more pinch hits in this period.

Nothing so long as she can contain the urge to start wank and instantly get identified and turfed again, same as every other wanker who gets banned from an exchange.

We don't know who they are but we can guess. Who's up for making sure everyone who has fandoms overlapping with fishspeakers has 2 gifts?

Likely (fandoms in Yuletide they've requested or written before)

Watchmen comic:
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/user/TheFlirtMeister
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/user/asparrowday

Dissidia:
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/user/TheMangosity

Final Fantasy IX:
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/user/kaboom
https://tagset2023.fandom.tools/#/user/Vermillon

Each of those people has one work.

Not sure how easy their canons are to consume but TheFlirtmeister is asking for the Flirt With Your Dad song by Tom Cardy?

Hi fishspeakers.

I'm down!

I would screen for people who are requesting Watchmen, personally.

Wait, why? I don't get it.

It's amazing what stats I can dig up when I'm procrastinating on finishing a last-minute treat that I really don't have time to procrastinate on! (But really I just clicked back through the pages on the pinch hit group until I hit last year and did some counting - the pinch hits are numbered and the messages show the dates that they were sent, so it's trivial enough, just a lot of clicky-clicky as Google Groups' crappy interface doesn't seem to have any way to skip to a specific page or date.)

Because she's likely going to delete her fic before the collection goes live.

Nah, probably not.

But it still seems worth getting their recip a back-up gift to make up for the drama that they seek. Also in case they continue on their current, public plan of writing As Much As Possible instead of polishing what they posted.

Is she known to be a bad writer?

I assume anyone who replies with "hi fishspeakers" to comments is fishspeakers trying a last ditch effort to recover their reputation. If every comments merits a "hi fishspeakers" then it's a mistake to think all the trolling was them alone. Stop, walk away, and don't come back.

Yes.

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