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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-10-21 10:01 pm
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And another one!

I see my nemesis getting a fic that I love
And I'm like, "Fuck you" 
I guess my 10k letter wasn't enough
I'm like, "Fuck you and fuck morbane, too"
Said, "If I was a long commenter, they woulda gamed for me"
Ha, now ain't that some shit?
(Ain't that some shit?)
And although there's pain in my chest
I still comment it's the best
And runs to coal to shout "Fuck you" 

Nominations: Monday 18 to Thursday 28 September (Coordination | Evidence Post)
Sign-ups: Friday 13 to Saturday 21 October (NYR | Promo Post)
Assignments Out: Monday 23 October (may be earlier)
Default Deadline: Monday 11 December
Assignment Deadline: Monday 18 December
Main Collection Opens: Monday 25 December
Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


Yuletide Discord for Hippos & Exchanges After Dark Discords for Namespace drama 18+ discussion. Google Group for PHs.



I defaulted

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 01:32 pm (UTC)(link)
:(

Still gonna write the fic eventually and gift it when it’s done, but feeling pretty crap about defaulting, especially this late in the game.

Re: I defaulted

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 01:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Life happens, coalie, and definitely wiser to have defaulted now than keep struggling right up to the deadline and then still miss it anyway.

Yuletide dreams

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I dreamed someone went out to ph with a request for Anderssen's little mermaid and the mods had to clarify "dont pick it up if youre only going to write for the disney movie or another adaptation." I thought about claiming it but i was like...i need to finish my current PH first.

Anybody else's subconscious prompting for them?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
It doesn't break anonymity to let the recip know that two fics are by the same anonymous author. You don't have to do it, but you absolutely can if you want! I would like it if they were my gifts, because I wouldn't need to give any thought to making sure that my comments for two different authors felt equal.

ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 02:46 pm (UTC)(link)
wtf is going on with the israel/palestine wank all over the most recent ao3 news posts

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
in the post or in the comments?

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
The comments

Re: Yuletide dreams

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I wrote a start of romance road trip for two minor characters, and then when I went back to triple check the DNWs, I found that while they had asked for each of those things, they had done so in completely separate prompts and, in the romance case, for a completely different fandom. I'll maybe throw it in Yuletide Madness for them anyway, because they don't seem actively against shipping the two minor characters, they asked separately for road trip fic, and they seem open to romance generally, but wtf, brain? Everything in one letter is not one giant prompt!

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:05 pm (UTC)(link)
never read the comments!!!!!

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:07 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!SEVENTEEN HOURS LEFT!!!

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that would be fine (and as a recip, I personally would appreciate knowing it for my comments.)

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What I really want to know is, is the Bjorn making a fuss about flouncing and thereby misleading other people into thinking they were kicked out, the same Bjorn that flounced out of the board meeting this summer when they refused to implement pluralkit?

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
If they're plural, they could be physically the same person but mentally different people, you never know!

Re: word count check-in

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
My main story ended up 7.3k. The pinch hit I'm working on is 2.7k and counting at the moment. It will probably end up about 5k, but who knows? I'm pretty satisfied with how things are going. Definitely my most productive Yuletide in the last few years.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
!!!FOURTEEN HOURS LEFT!!!

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s fine. Your choice.

Re: ao3 news posts?

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I really doubt it.

Re: Last-minute panic question

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
+2

I think we can all agree the author should not write a tooth getting cracked on the piercing, because that's a direct DNW violation. However, a tongue piercing on its own doesn't violate the DNW at all. This is like saying if someone DNWs tooth harm, then the author should never ever write their characters in a fistfight, or falling off a horse/tree/staircase, or any number of other things that could cause trauma to teeth (and honestly would be more likely to than a tongue piercing, come on).

Re: Endings??????

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

Coming full circle is my secret trick, whether thematically or plot-wise or in terms of imagery or whatever. If I can't figure out an ending, that's what I do. Sometimes I will even adjust the beginning so the circle is, uh, more circular.

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

I would rather be surprised.

Yulechat hippo ads

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
A place to stick lingering beta requests. Yulechat server invite:
https://discord.gg/PexRqsk9n5

Re: word count check-in

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
16330 words total, for an average of 5444 per fic.

Re: Yulechat hippo ads

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Putting these here because some have been lingering for a while. To help with any of them, reach out to anyone on Yulechat with the hippo role, and they can connect you with the author.

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LF a characterization beta for a 1500-word Castlevania Nocturne fic

Author is in need of help with a ~2k, G rated Nancy Drew (TV 2019) fic. They're looking for someone with canon knowledge of season 4 who can help with fact checking and characterization, as well as general SPAG

LF a characterization beta for a 3k Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun (aka Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun) fic. They're looking for characterization, tone, and flow.

LF a beta for a 1k The Baby Sitters Club (novels) fic. Author would like help with SPAG, flow/pacing, if everyone is in-character, and if the fic should be rated G or T.

LF voice/canon check for 1.8k とんでもスキルで異世界放浪メシ | Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi (Manga) gen fic

Author needs help with a gen fic for Earth's Children - Jean M. Auel. The expected length is 3.5k or less. They're looking for someone who can check SPaG and adherence to canon.

Wonderful nonny seeks "is this fic working?" check for a 2k NCIS: Hawai'i fic.
Canon knowledge is preferred.

Author needs help with a ~4.5k Pillars of Eternity E-rated fic with a non-con warning. They're looking for someone who can check vibes and pacing. Canon knowledge is not necessary

Author is looking for help with figuring out tags and rating for a smutty ~2.5k Rivers of London fic. They're particularly worried about how to properly convey the smut/worldbuilding ratio. Canon knowledge preferred but not essential

Re: Yulechat hippo ads

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you explain how to request a beta to me, a very very dumb person who has never used Discord before?

Re: Yulechat hippo ads

(Anonymous) 2023-12-17 06:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Follow the link provided, join discord, verify email, go to the rules-slash-faq channel, click the pinned messages thing at the top, that should give you morbane's explanation of how to find a hippo, and then the hippo will attempt to find you a beta.