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[(Anonymous)]

Ones I might offer if you nommed them:

Walter the Farting Dog by William Kotzwinkle. A timeless classic, plus it's on a lot of banned book lists so you are also opposing censorship!

The Lion King - it's at 900+ works this year, may be your last chance at Pumbaa/Timon for Yuletide!

Mystery Men - Cult superhero film, one of the heroes has a farting superpower.

Down Periscope, the submarine combat film of all time, features a plot-relevant fart.

Artemis Fowl. Among a great deal of similar kinds of humor.

The Japanese fairy tale "The Farting Wife". Also one of the world's oldest jokes, from Ancient Sumeria, on a similar theme.

Le Petomaine RPF

And I don't know what your odds are of getting City Watch Discworld into Yuletide under the current 'related fandoms' rules but of course Vimes and Sybil, one of the greatest het pairings of all time, were brought together by the farts that also saved the city.

[(Anonymous)]

DC

Thanks for the much needed laugh, coalie! I had no idea there were actually fart canons out there?

... although OP did ask for a fart cannon, which I'd assumed was something loud and smelly.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I couldn't find any fandoms I knew that actually had a fart cannon, but I feel like it must be a thing that exists. Coalie's dream fandom is out there somewhere!

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

Maybe there could be a fart cannon in Our Flag Means Death - never seen the show but it seems that sort of fandom.

But OMFD is ineligible for Yuletide, alas.

[(Anonymous)]

I wouldn't be surprised if there's one in Artemis Fowl, actually. I never finished the series (and read it a long time ago) but it's absolutely the sort of thing that might be in it.

[(Anonymous)]

CYRT

Hear that, Farts Coalie? You could be in luck!

[(Anonymous)]

Rygel from Farscape (newly eligible this year because of ignoring FFN) blows stuff up with his farts.

[(Anonymous)]

Now THERE'S a fart cannon!

[(Anonymous)]

There's a fart gun in the Despicable Me franchise, and it's under 400 works total on Ao3.

[(Anonymous)]

This is James Joyce erasure.

[(Anonymous)]

Sadly I don't have the hubris to offer Joyce fic on an exchange.