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Coal ruins exchanges around me - spitey spitey fic y'all. 

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That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

... but you know who requests it, so you never will.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

I can never offer Nero Wolfe because there are always people who DNW Nero/Archie requesting Nero & Archie, and I OTP those two. So I just keep an eye out for my fellow shippers so I can treat them.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

Same, coalie. Same.

(If you ever treated me, I <3 you).

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

I see we meet again, entirely inoffensive person who's been copy-pasting identical prompts for this fandom every Yuletide since I first signed up ten years ago. You were a perfectly nice recipient the last few times but the well is beyond dry at this point.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

Oh hello, entirely inoffensive person who writes the exact same not-my-thing fic for this pairing every single time I request it, no matter how I tweak my prompts! I like you so I decided to do us both a favor and never request it again.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

There’s someone requesting a big-for-Yuletide fandom I’d love to offer, but this person seems like a huge id mismatch and they’re requesting Any so I can’t game away from them.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

Mary Renault's books. Their fans just seem like recipients I don't want.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

This, 1000+ times.

Re: That Fandom You'd Offer

[(Anonymous)]

The dedicated shippers that were the only ones who nominated only their pairing, and since I need to offer two characters but I really don't think I can write what they want- those fandoms go on the potential treat list, not the offer list.