The Coalies & Other Stories

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I will not read them in a Canon-Divergent AU.
I will not read them in Third Point-of-View.
Not in a Crossover! Not in Genfic!
Not in Shipfic! You let me be!

I do not like them in Fanart.
I do not like them even in the Fic of My Heart.
I will not read them in fic of my NOTP.
I do not like them with my OTP.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like my DNWs!

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Comments

Re: Has anyone seen the Mods' essay on DNWs?

[(Anonymous)]

(new coalie)

I need to take out an overly detailed DNW, I know I do. I just hate this guy so much (he is a long-ago historical personage) and it was cathartic to write a little diatribe about how he does not deserve nice things and I do not want him to get them. But really I know all I have to do is DNW him, nobody needs to know the depth of my wrath. And I suppose it's barely possible that someone likes him and would be put off. xD

Re: Has anyone seen the Mods' essay on DNWs?

[(Anonymous)]

Write it all out and then remove it and hang on to it! It’s like one of those advice tips for exorcising a breakup, except it’s a long-dead historical personage you can’t stand.

Re: Has anyone seen the Mods' essay on DNWs?

[(Anonymous)]

If it's Thiers, I vote you keep it in. Even people who like Thiers will appreciate your rant about how Thiers does not deserve nice things.

Re: Has anyone seen the Mods' essay on DNWs?

[(Anonymous)]

He does not deserve nice things!

Re: Has anyone seen the Mods' essay on DNWs?

[(Anonymous)]

He does not!

I confess to a certain fondness for Thiers, but even I recognize that from time to time it becomes necessary to burn down his house.