(Anonymous) 2019-12-31 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, this could be a good wank. Let's have this one.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-31 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Booooooooring. Your taste in wank sucks! YOu're no true connoisseur.

Good wank needs to be kept at exactly 4°C for at least three years to reach its full bouquet.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-31 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhh maybe in your country? Where I'm from, we bury our wank in snow for the winter, then drink it when it thaws. 4°C?? The fuck is wrong with you? I bet you also drink lukewarm coffee. Your wank is as weak as you are!

(Anonymous) 2019-12-31 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
And warm beer. I am a true barbarian.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-31 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoy your barbarian wank, coalie. I hope it makes you happy.