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Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I'm not even all that kinky. I just think harassing other people for their fictional kinks is extremely shitty.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

You kind someone deeply creepy and have negative interest in being talked out of it without harassing them.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

+1 It's classic anti behaviour and it's becoming more and more pervasive. Enough with the moral crusades, people. It's fiction. Live and let live.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

+100

I'm so tired of this bullshit.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I’m sorry you have trouble with people responding to your shit, but if you’re going to vigorously jerk off in public, some people will ignore you, some people will point and say “get a load of that asshole” and some people will ban you from their community spaces like the library or the town hall and some people will say “did you know there’s a place for vigorously jerking off in public, but that is private for folks into that?” If you insist on continuously jerking it in public hoping you can recruit folks to the private jerkoff club, some people will say you’re a public nuisance and some will want to charge you with public indecency, but not everyone pointing and telling you to gtfo is the same as the people trying to get the cops on your ass. It’s sad this is so hard for you to grasp... unlike the dick you’re jerking.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

You blew your wank load way too early with this one. Obviously trying to hard, too much foam leaking from the corners or your mouth to be understood easily, and a boring wall of text to boot. -10/10.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Why do all the worst coal and meme wankers always use typographic apostrophes?

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

It’s a keyboard language thing, not a wanking problem thing

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

I know that (and I'm trying not to hold whatever patter I'm noticing against non-wanky typographic apostrophe users), but it happens suspiciously frequently that I see wankers using typographic apostrophes.

(My theory is that it's not actually a coincidence, but that it's often the same person.)

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Unrelated to wank, but I don't get it. I googled and the explanations make no sense. Can you show me an example of a typographic apostroph next to one of a non-topographic apostroph?

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

ncyrt

“ "

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

Typographic apostrophe: ’
Non-typographic apostrophe: '

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

You may want to look up curly/curved/smart quotation marks.

Re: Diamonds

[(Anonymous)]

"harassing"?