(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Can we have some new wank, the current one is getting a bit too extreme.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
The FFA coalies are as usual quite defensive about their right to be psychotic assholes about the pettiest possible issues. It's impressive that they manage to up their game of being pathetic obsessives every year.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
You don't understand the subtlety of the art at all.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
your butt is extreme

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Come back, Lions are Racist Troll! Come back! That was really promising until someone had to go and be earnest about it.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Did that one nonnie with the Zeppelin canon end up posting their "Whoops you DNWed bed sharing, so I'll make half the fic about shenanigans to avoid that!" fic? I keep meaning to try to find it.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Now I'm curious too!

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, and the recip loved it. (I'm too lazy to link it, just search for the blimps tag or w/e.)

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
Dangit this year is a wank *desert*, that one had real potential. I want some good outrage, the type that will make us blacklist authors and write extra fics for the recips next year!

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
TBF, if it had been any other fandom than Jeeves & Wooster, it probably would have been prime wank material. That fandom is just really big on Rule of Funny, and the author nonnie really wasn't being defensive when they were like "this could totally happen in canon!!1!" (Well, they were being defensive, but they also weren't wrong.)

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Be the change you want to see in the world. Write that coal next year so we can wank about you.

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
lets have butt wank

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
did the person who dnw flat butts get their wish?

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
You mean Redrumraver?

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
they got furry het porn
not sure if that was requested

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
baboons have the best butts
red and protruding

(Anonymous) 2019-12-26 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
mmm, primate butt

*pokes sweetcarolanne*