coaltide | Return of the Coal

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Return of the Coal

Three Fics for the Mod-kings under the sky, Seven for the Shipfic-lords in their halls of stone, Nine for Genfic (Wo)Men(/Folx) doomed to die, One for the Coalcube Lord on their dark throne in the Land of Coaltide where the Tag-shaking lie. One Fic to rule them all, One Fic to find them, One Fic to bring them all and in the wanky darkness bind them.

In the Land of Coaltide where the Tag-shaking lie.

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beastars is painfully het regardless of whatever else fandom may have led you to believe

So the kinky masochistic deer is female?

(NAYRT who only knows fandom from coal osmosis)

The deer is male!

There's a girl bunny, a girl wolf, and some other girls. The girl bunny used to fuck the deer, and the wolf guy is in love with her. The wolf girl had a crush on the wolf guy then sort of switched to crushing on the deer guy.

I had assumed fanfic would be more about the deer guy yanking on the wolf guy's tie, or sticking his hand in wolf guy's mouth, or about the part where the deer guy took over a lion gang and became a yakuza boss before he even graduated highschool!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIVKkj7Hcc

Nope! The deer is a very sexy man.

He's not a masochist. He doesn't want to be seen as weak! They all have their Issues, really.

They all have their Issues, really.

I have no doubt! Sorry, I extrapolated from the conversation coalies had before about the wolf guy (girl?) eating the deer's foot (???) ... I think if I feel really brave over the winter break, I might try and dip my toe in (oops, unfortunate metaphor). It's not really the kind of thing I usually go for but I am feeling intrigued now.

Oh, that wasn't masochistic!

Wolf guy had finally figured out which of their high school drama club members had eaten another member alive. The culprit is a giant bear, who is legally required to take strength suppressors because otherwise he'll accidentally rip your arm off if you shake his hand. Because our protagonist wolf is a moron, he challenged the bear to a secret duel at midnight, but because he's desperate for sempai's attention, he dressed up in drag and went to invite the deer guy to witness the fight. The deer, meanwhile, had taken over a gang of lions at the illegal meat market. He looks very good in a suit.

Then the wolf got beaten up and realized that maybe he can't win, so the deer yelled at him to eat meat to get stronger and offered his foot.

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I am simultaneously confused and intrigued. Coalies, you are drawing me into this fandom one comment at a time.

Wait until you hear about the hot panda therapist!

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