Someone anonymously but identifiably bitches about believing their writer used AI, and everybody wanks to the death over whether this entirely typical just-over-minimum blandly mediocre story is a perfectly normal Yuletide gift or very obviously AI-written, with bonus side wank over whether it qualifies as badfic or is a perfectly decent story people would have been happy to receive.

And/or we get at least one post-reveal pinch hit because someone definitely actually did use AI to make a placeholder that looked enough like a proper story to evade the mods' checks and then failed to replace it by reveals.