It would never occur to me to DNW omegaverse for the same reason it would never occur to me to DNW fic where two dudes get stuck while docking each other and a big titty doctor has to perform penile separation surgery to free them: because there are infinite varieties of weird porn scenarios on planet Earth, and Yuletide has always been a place where elaborate porn setups and porn-trope-AUs are not actually opt-out.