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coalie ([personal profile] coalcube) wrote in [community profile] coaltide2023-12-25 08:12 am

Morbane's coal

In quantum wankchanics, Morbane's coal is a thought experiment, sometimes described as a paradox, of quantum wankerposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical gift may be considered simultaneously both the fic of your dreams (TFOYD) and coal, while it is unread state, as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

The Coaltide interpretation implies that, after a while, the gift is simultaneously TFOYD and coal. Yet, when a coalie clicks on their gift, the coalie sees the gift either TFOYD or coal, not both TFOYD and coal. This poses the question of when exactly quantum wankerposition ends and reality resolves into one possibility or the other.

Madness Opens: Tuesday 26 December
Author Reveals: Monday 1 January


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Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonnie... it's because cyrt is fishspeakers.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
stop talking about voldemort

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi fishspeakers. You're not being subtle.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, KNOCK IT OFF. Some of us are just speculating about which fic you wrote.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure this is their actual fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/21899716

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
+1

No one cares about the fic you write. I assume anyone saying anything about how bad her fics are her.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
You gotta "love" how all the paranoia about her self-replying means that any time anyone else tries to talk about them, someone keeps shoving that link in like it's a giant gotcha.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think it's her.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The problem is that FS also talks about how much she and her writing suck.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
The writing is crap too. Pretty sure it's them.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Just chill, for Godsakes.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
this is a priceless way to rickroll people, I laughed

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
....no? Why would you do that? That's really fucking stupid.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it's really annoying because her writing actually does suck.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
who fuuuuuuuuuucking cares

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Because her writing is utterly unremarkable and fishspeakers loves to go on about how bad her writing is?

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Go away.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Everyone flying off the handle about this: you're giving her what she wants, because nobody else can talk about how her fic sucks now. And it does. She was originally doing it to try to get reassurance, now she's doing it because she knows nobody will do that.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Fuck OFF. People can discuss her work if we want.

Re: Fic recs

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Both of the Poker Face fics in the collection are really good, but especially the longer one.

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide2023/works/52342180

https://archiveofourown.org/collections/yuletide2023/works/52328641

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi fishspeakers.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I chuckled.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
https://coaltide.dreamwidth.org/7360.html?thread=14899392#cmt14899392

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Again, it's really annoying because we all know that writing is actually bad. At least she has enough self awareness to recognize that.

Re: Untherius:

(Anonymous) 2023-12-25 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't give a single flying fuck