HOW'S THAT MOUTHFEEL

THE JOY OF COOKING BETTER THAN YOU

CURED BEEF

SALT IS NOT A SECRET SPICE

CHOKE IT DOWN

A TABLE FOR TWO HATERS

APPLIED HEAT

ACQUIRED TASTE

YOU: RIVAL CHEFS. ME, AN INTELLECTUAL: TASTE BUDS

SALT TO TASTE

SALT RUB IN THE WOUND

PALATE KNIVES

BONING KNIVES

GASTRO BOZOS

THE WAY TO MAN'S KITCHEN IS THROUGH THE BACK DOOR

CREME BRULEE TORCH SONG

HEART SHAPED CHICKEN NUGGETS

STEP UP TO THE PLATE

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

LET THEM COOK

YES CHEF YES

IN FRONT OF MY SALAD

SUCK IT OUT LIKE EDAMAME

SOY BOY SUPREMACY