Hilaribad lines are the bespoke touches that tells you a giftfic was truly home made! That home might be a fuckin pigsty where a bad writer lives, but as we stand on the cusp of the AI era of machine generated tab-a sliding into slot-b with a focus group-approved amount of prep, we have to appreciate the truly unique oddities that no one asked for but freely destroyed our brains.

Anyway is "gotta bail guys I'm in labor" from something? That's great shit.