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Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

i'm sad that coal has become a place to discuss literally anything fandom related, i want YULETIDE WANK

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

i knowwwww but there's no yuletide wank yet!

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

make some up!

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

But the coalies in coaltide, the tall and the small,
Were talking without any yule wank at all!

And the Coalie, their coal feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it be so?

It came without discourse! It came without trolls!
It came without sockpuppets, Nazis, or coal!"

They puzzled and puzzled till their puzzler was sore.
Then the Coalie thought something they hadn't before.

Maybe Yuletide, they thought, with their comment form blank,
Maybe Yuletide, perhaps, is about more than wank!

And what happened then? Well, in Coaltide they say
That the Coalie's small heart grew three sizes that day!

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

Bravo! Bravo!

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

Cute.

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

*whistles and stomps*

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

I love you.

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

Amazing

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

*standing ovation*

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

next year i'm nominating "coal" as a fandom and I want you to gift this to me lmao

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

Only if you nominate bun bun coalie so I can cast them as Cindy Lou.

And it's book fandom only, obvs

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

Wow! *chef's kiss*

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

FFA is too crowded

Re: hot takes ao3 edition

[(Anonymous)]

FFA is fucking weird right now.