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Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

What happened to your second one?

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

* Tending wounds leads to kissing

Yasssssssssssss

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

-chaotic fuck buddies just being chaotic and sexy together

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

My shoot-the-moon gifts

- kinky threesome with switchy d/S dynamics and genderplay
- small cute animals being cute with ocs
- urban fantasy Americana + 1950s gay motorcycle clubs
- less kinky threesome with strong men crying and gratuitous tenderness
- wholesome sibling incest
- genderfluid character x magically sex-swapped character sarcastic hatefucking

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

one handed typing, sausage fingers and tiny keyboard don't fare well when I'm also trying to appease my needy parrot who wants apology scritches to make up for me not letting him steal my coffee.

That'll teach me not to vent about errors, but it should have been dominant for the person and dominate for the action.

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

awwwwwww (does he like coffee for its own sake or as a Thing You're Having)?

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I see, you had a peeved pet

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

I just want someone to have a discrete affair that's actually discrete.

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

DC

I love you

Re: Yuletide history

[(Anonymous)]

I really miss having the brainstorming post and then the nominations post and then the fandom promo post.

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

you have good taste

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

play on words?

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

hey, sometimes people wear cloths for clothes

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

also what is the last canon?

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

Me, too!

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

One with very few requests so it would be extremely obvious who I am

But feel free to write me sarcastic hatefucking with literally any nonbinary character in yt!

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

Thing I'm Having, as far as he's concerned he owns all the things, he likes camomile tea, but if I let at the coffee he'd just splash it everywhere.

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

Me three!

[(Anonymous)]

What if I *want* Holiday Special fic? WHAT THEN?

/Different coalie

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think it's ever been nommed, coalie. :( Nom it next year and I'll offer.

Re: your ideal gifts

[(Anonymous)]

- historical RPF crack-taken-seriously timey-wimey crossover with [REDACTED] universe
- picture of dorian grey remix/crossover where he's trapped in the picture and Yuletide Eligible Person paints dorian into various realities
- interactive fiction for board game canon involving a black and white aesthetique~
- woodblock print comes to life AU
- wow this coalie needs to not type in coal and instead go type 2F1 and IF comments huh

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

take my upvote you bastard

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

When you're betaing and the person starts to work in the Google doc resolving your comments at the same time and you both are therefore playing Moving Carpet Tango with the text

Re: Pretend I’m Writing For You

[(Anonymous)]

SC, Thanks everyone! A it is!

Re: Writing pet peeves that make you feel irrationally angry

[(Anonymous)]

Sometimes I make my own copy of the google doc, then share it back, just to avoid this. Also so that I don't risk the author seeing my comments before I do a final tact check.