I mean, okay? I'll choose violence I guess. I did a search of my inbox since I've been a tracking coalie since 2012 and here are all the anonfails I've got.

Anyone else I listed are people I have seen mention coal on IRC/discord over the years in more than a "oh just avoid that place" acknowledgment of existing, so I'm assuming they've at least been linked here. Since I am not about to go back through IRC/Discord logs, you can wipe the evil bad bad coaldust from their name, sorry?

doreyg
moarshoesplz
backinblackout
cheshire empress
googlebrat
accidental_zombie
cordial count
caroline crane
choklattejedi
mesonyz
carmarthen
gonergone
cahn
isis - 12/20/2014
rapdisamfan
havocthecat
minebyrights
seldomsunny
pendrecarc
rymenhild
nic
vtn
rattlingthkstars
andraste
carolinecrane
veloctivist
for_sorrow
incidentalpiratess
heartofoshun
vanishinghitchhiker
hellabaloo
anabelissima
leisure time
john_egbert
eyeofargonia
bluehooloovo
joiry
myr-soleil
andraste
agenthawkeye
dxs
katayla
undomielregina
for_sorrow
thesleepingsatellite
heeroluva (lmfao)
hurricanemack
iknowcommawrite
deathsblood
gloria-scott
woggy
undomielregina
sandrine
island_of_reil
isis - 10/12/16
lorelei42
crossing_hades
rachelmanija
caudipeteryx
undomeilregina
izzy
meretricula
alchemise
subrurban_sun
gonergone
windkeeper
andraste
rodo
lilymaid
sandrine
chock_coal_ate_bawks
freneticfloetry
mithrigil
arysteia
sheliak
sophia_helix
sheliak
mtyg
cookiegirl
melannen
devilc
sheliak
melannen
necessarian
justmcshane
sailorkitty
radialarch
dubious_honour
karanguni - 12/28/20