Re: New Fandoms Boost

(Anonymous) 2019-12-29 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh so he comes with abs, pets AND a good sad fanon backstory. I hope it’s been mined in every possible way because it’s RTMI and because his other ship half looks like he should be in superhero movies. You are tempting me to open tabs, coalie!

Re: New Fandoms Boost

(Anonymous) 2019-12-29 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
It absolutely has. Mild warning that, because fandom is the way it is, the other half can get some appearance self-confidence issues dumped onto him, but I promise you, no effort has been spared on detailing Seguin's abs, dogs, or woobie potential. Now, go Google his ESPN Body Issue if you haven't already.

Re: New Fandoms Boost

(Anonymous) 2019-12-29 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
DA
RIP ESPN Body Issue and it bringing us Seguin, bare-assed and sucking a popsicle on a Zamboni.

Re: New Fandoms Boost

(Anonymous) 2019-12-29 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Now did Benn actually tell Seguin that he didn’t need that big of a rubber duck to hide his dick or was that a fever dream

Re: New Fandoms Boost

(Anonymous) 2019-12-29 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, who in the Dallas area hasn't seen Seguin's dick is probably the bigger question