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Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

Dear Recip,

I am so glad the one other person in our fandom treated you with some smut, because my sex scene just refused to come together. I wish I could have pulled it off for you, but I went through four drafts of that goddamned scene and it was a disaster every time. I had to settle for fade-to-black. In Draft #3 there was a bit where your fave's dick got compared to a sea cucumber; you're not missing anything, honest.

Hopefully between Treater's filthy porn and my slowburn romance we have all your OTP bases covered.

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

Are you a fandom with assassins?

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

Only in the broadest possible sense of the term.

(You'll have to take my word for it that the sea cucumber comparison made sense in context, but it was still an incredibly bad idea. Sea cucumbers are just a fundamentally unsexy organism.)

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

NA

I'm someone who has enthusiastically requested and received fic where someone's dick is like the juicy pinecone gif, so tbh sea cucumber comparisons would be a-okay in my book.

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

Good on you for requesting it, coalie, there should always be more weird genitalia fic out there.

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

Hahaha! I wrote xeno threesome this year and had a blast (and I've both written and received xeno gratefully in the past, because why the hell not). Now I have to find your juicy pinecone dick fic, because reasons.

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I can do you better than that. Have some recs! Second person in each ship is the one with the pinecone dick.

MCU, Fury/Talos:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/18149486

MCU, Bucky/Loki:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20946773

Zone Blanche | Black Spot, Laurene/Sylvain:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20933162

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

HEARTEYES COALIE

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Enjoy!!

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

....Nasu? Is that you?

Re: Dear Author/Dear Recip

[(Anonymous)]

ncyrt
There’s only one Grand Order fic and it’s fade-to-black. There’s more than two Case Files fics (which I haven’t read yet), but that’s Sanda anyway. Clearly next year I need to request weird Fate/ smut.