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[(Anonymous)]

When Johnny died this year it felt like the end of an era. The kids these days will never know the glory.

[(Anonymous)]

SC

The creepy, insane, absurd glory, but reality has always been stranger than any fiction we could come up with about JE.

[(Anonymous)]

It literally felt like I was waiting more than ¾ of my life for Johnny to just fucking die already. I remember like two years ago everyone was sure he had died and the Jimushou was hiding it and I was like EVIL NEVER DIES yet here Takki & co. are, free at last....

[(Anonymous)]

Takki, the brainwashed heir to the empire of youngboybadtouch

[(Anonymous)]

DO YOU HAVE THAT HEADCANON TOO.

If Johnny-san had died in 20...08 I think that Takki could have taken over and turned things around, but he's been in the system too long now and will totally be creeping on the Juniors just like Johnny!!!

If only the TOKIO or SMAP senpai's would save them, but they'ree all over it. YamaPi never got enough political clout in the system. MatsuJun, are you the kids only hope? Kanjani8 would be the most benevolent CEOs but they have always been the forgotten children and like it that way.

Also can I just say I didn't see myself closing out 2019 talking about the Jimusho. We're apparently like the DeVry/Phoenix University of fandoms. We see the socks and it's a wrap.

[(Anonymous)]

My true vision is that V6 alone, purest of the pure, would rise above the chaos and disband the Pedo Purgatory that is JE by making God Okada do public speaking, which he would fail entirely to do until convinced by the KCE movie cast to drink 1000 beers.

Takki, I think, much like Anakin may once upon the time have brought balance to the force, but long ago in a galaxy far far away he was brought under the auspices of Emperor Johnny Palpatine and yes, now the CHILDREN TOO are NOT SAFE etc etc. In the background, Tsubasa gives himself a chronic disease to escape the reality of what his beloved partner has become.

Matsujun is too busy staring into the mirror with Gackt, except he is focused more on his hair than his eyes or his pecs.

TOKIO is too busy being the grown up fallout of relatively-older-kids who saw the world go to shit before them but paid the price in silence for their fame.

COALIE WHAT ARE WE DOING. MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS.

[(Anonymous)]

Rando riding through with the Tsunku and DA flags... don’t mind me uwu

[(Anonymous)]

Matsujun I imagine to be the popular puppet that Aiba controls in secret. Otherwise, +1 to all of this.

May the iriguchi deguchi taguchi desu be with you, coalie. God bless and many happy returns.

[(Anonymous)]

all i can now hear is Aiba in some episode of Arashi no whatever screaming at a falcon, LET'S GO BAAAARD.

coalie, this whole thread has made me grin like a loon. great way to end christmas day. bless.

[(Anonymous)]

I just imagined that.....what if Uchi or Kusano came back fucking like Bruce Wayne exiled to parts unknown, got themselves a lawsuit payout and just cleaned shit up as revenge for their bullshit expulsions.

ACTUALLY NO - I want it to be Jimmy Mackey or bust.

It's made me so happy ♥ JE forever, man.

[(Anonymous)]

Jimmy Mackey immediately brings to mind the Couldn't Make It Boybanding Crew, led by the indefatigable Ikuta Toma, whose patronus is that border collie with the war flashbacks looking at a plate of cupcakes.

[(Anonymous)]

dc

Don't stop, guys. I'm enjoying watching this love blossom.

[(Anonymous)]

Didn't TOKIO have a pedo themselves? Though that guy was into teengirls, not boys.