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Coalie in Post-DeadlineLand

Coalie was beginning to get very tired of waiting for their gift to be posted, and of having nothing to shake: once or twice they had peeped into the tags of the fic their dentist had been gifted, but it had no characters or freeforms on it, "and what is the use of a fic," thought Coalie, "without ships or tags?"

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SEASONS GREETINGS, NEW COAL! I JUST DROPPED OFF SOME ABSOLUTE BANGERS FOR EVERYONE WHO ASKED FOR TITLE HELP IN THE PREVIOUS THREAD HERE:

https://coaltide.dreamwidth.org/1449.html?thread=3359657

I'm super late to the party this year because uhhhh the state of the world? And I kinda lost coal in my tabs for a while and then I didn't realise there was a new title thread for me to territorially squat under like a bridge troll

BUT I'M HERE NOW AND READY TO SPIT SOME TITLES

WELCOME TO CAPSLOCK COALIE: YEAR THREE
one night only • exclusively on coal • while squats last

Thank you capslock coalie! Fantasy time travel slash titles?

I broke this up a bit since those genres are so broad, also some of these are unused faves from previous time travel suggestions.

fantasy/time travel:
DESTINY LAID FLAT
A THREAD PULLED FROM THE TAPESTRY
SLIPS & CIRCLES
THE CURSE OF CURIOSITY ISN'T WHAT YOU'LL FIND, BUT WHAT YOU'LL LEAVE BEHIND
PROPHETIC PARADOX
CHRONOMANCY BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE
BIPPITY BOPPITY YOU'RE A TRANSITIVE PROPERTY

time travel/slash, time travel/romance:
QUEERER THAN WE CAN SUPPOSE
SOME TIME ALONE
TIME TO OURSELVES
OLD FASHIONED ROMANCE
OUTDATED
TIME AND DATE SETTINGS
PAIRED WITH A FINE VINTAGE
CHRONOS CLIPPING CUPID'S WINGS
GO FUCK YOURSELF
69, DUDES!
ONE MORE TIME FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
LETS GET BACK TO QUANTUM

general time travel:
SAY WHEN
SPOILERS AHEAD
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT
LETS SEE THAT AGAIN
ANACHRONISMS RISE UP
NO ONE GIVES A SPANKING QUITE LIKE FATHER TIME

You are the best, title coalie!

Title needed for:
Semi-subversive camping trip leads to adventure leads to new expanded worldview? (no drugs)

GOES OUTSIDE ONCE

WIDE ANGLE LENS

STRANGELY IN TENTS

A TENTPOLE FEATURE OF THE EXPANDED UNIVERSE

GALAXY BRAIN IN THE WILD

THE COMFORT ZONE ANNEX

ZOOM OUT AND FOCUS

THE WHOA IN WOKE

PERHAPS THE GREATEST OUTDOORS WERE THE DOORS WE OPENED ALONG THE WAY

Friends with benefits but there are unexpressed ~feelings? Lots of sex, some drugs.

SEND NUDES AND POEMS

HARDCORE SINCERITY

HARD SAME

THROES

HOES IN THROES SUPPOSE WOES ARE FOES

GO HARD OR GO HOME ALONE

CONFESSOR

RECREATIONAL USERS

RENEGOTIATE TERMS BENEFITS

INTIMACY ON MUTE

A DISTANCE THAT CAN'T BE CROSSED ALONE

WE MISSED A STEP

CAN'T TALK WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL

BREATHLESS DISTRACTION

FUCK ME HONEST

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-24 19:59 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-24 20:30 (UTC) - Expand

CAPSLOCK COALIE ILU. You gave me a great title two years ago.

Can you suggest something for fantasy warrior women reluctant allies to lovers f/f?

<3 HELLO AGAIN <3 and yes I can!

GIRL, PLEASE

AMAZON WISHLIST

LAY YOUR ARMOUR NEXT TO MINE

A PROMISE TO COME WHEN CALLED

UNDER YOUR AEGIS

LADY GRUNTS

WOMEN-AT-ARMS AT EASE

YOU HAVE MY BACK, YOU HAVE MY HEART

LADIES MAKE PASSES AT GIRLS IN CUIRASSES

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-24 17:34 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-24 18:13 (UTC) - Expand

Teenage warrior who re-evaluates her life goals after meeting a much better and slightly older teenage warrior?

CAN YOU NOT

PIVOT

ET TU, SENPAI?

QUITTER LIFE CRISIS

CAN'T RELATE

DARE YOU TO MENTOR ME

ALL ABOARD THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL OF ENDLESS COMPARISON

SECOND BEST IS FIRST LOSER

ROLE MODELS ARE A RICH SOURCE OF INFERIORITY COMPLEX

GET ON MY LEVEL OR STAY IN MY DUST

GG NO RE

Title coalie, you are amazingly good at figuring out exactly what I am writing just from my vague description. As always, thank you! Your suggestions were delightful!

WHAT IS THIS SURPRISE ATTACK OF KIND WORDS!? (⚗ワ⚗✿) YOU'RE VERY WELCOME, FRIEND!

Two friends who have had a falling out reconcile while investigating the surprising sex life of a third character to use as (nit very extreme) blackmail against him. Tone is generally light.

OUR GET ALONG EXTORTION PLOT

DRAMA CURES DRAMA

DOUBLE TAKE

READER, HE FUCKS

THIN WALLS TELL TALES

NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED TEA

TEASERS

ON HIS CASE

A VERY COMMON CAUSE

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-25 17:09 (UTC) - Expand

Innocent young man fucks others for a powerful older man's voyeuristic pleasure and redeems him through his submission.

nayrt

GIVE IT TO ME NOW

(That's not a title suggestion. That's me making grabby hands.)

Re: Title Help

(Anonymous) - 2019-12-23 19:40 (UTC) - Expand

PATRON SAINT

THE CONDITIONS OF SURRENDER

THE VIRTUE OF KNOWING

CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED PERFORMANCE

NOT A PEEP

A famous couple reads and mocks gossip articles about themselves.

Ohhh I want!

EXPOSED!

DRAMATIC READING

HEADLINERS / HEADLINE ACTS

EXTRA EXTRA

PRIMARY SOURCES SAY

tHeYrE jUsT LiKe Us

SCANDAL STANDARDS AT AN ALL-TIME LOW

YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW LIBELOUS THIS CLICKBAIT WILL GET

CELEBRITIES REACT TO THE REALITIES OF PUBLIC LIFE

HOT OFF THE PRESSES AND STRAIGHT IN THE TRASH

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S WIDELY REPORTED TO BE TRUE

UH OH WE'RE TRENDING

JOURNALISM IS ROLLING IN ITS GRAVE

SHARKS IN THE FISHBOWL

Capslock coalie! Established relationship, fluff ft. fucking under a nontraditional piece of furniture?