About 10% of me wonders that as well. I don't think they're the bulk of it but I do wonder if they've self-trolled on ffa a couple of times.

But mostly I just wish there were something else to wank about, because this is both petty and dull. I want someone who's humiliation-proof to do something harmless and bizarre so we can boggle over it without harming them.

I also want 5,000 words on my WIP, and a pony.