To be fair, I'm gunning to have a draft up this afternoon - it won't be fully finished, but it's an idea I've been kicking around in the back of my head for a while, for a recipient I've written for twice before (they ask for very similar stuff each year, so I keep a file of "oooh that might work for X" ideas through the year!), in a fandom I know like the back of my hand, so...