Someone wrote in [community profile] coaltide 2021-10-17 08:36 pm (UTC)

Re: Letters Bingo When?

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User forgets to add AO3 username to letter; bonus if you know that their AO3 username is nothing like the username on their letter platform,
Letter longer than minimum assignment length,
Letter jump links exist but don't work,
Letter posted to letter post/app but is locked,
Unreadable font size/colour scheme,
New platform for letters you've never seen before (e.g. not DW/LJ/tumblr/Gdocs),
Letter contains personal TMI,
Letter clearly belongs to fellow coalie as signalled via secret coalie handshake,
Formatting so perfect you shed a single tear,
Request in letter is clearly impossible (e.g. characters not nominated/fandom not approved),
All Fandoms Are The Same Fandom (all Lovecraft? All Dracula?),
FREE SQUARE FOR SO WTF YOU CANNOT EVEN,
Letter is unupdated copypasta of another letter,
Letter linked to letter for completely wrong exchange,
DNW length longer than rest of letter,
Tumblr user changes their name so the link to their letter becomes broken,
Letter posted to letters/post app but is a placeholder,
Unfinished letter with prompts for some fandoms while others never get filled in,
Request clearly asking for a different version of canon than the one that was nominated,
Request makes it obvious the requester is unfamiliar with/has completely misremembered what happens in canon,
Request from someone who hasn't finished the canon yet and is blithely unaware of a huge twist concerning their chosen character(s),
Letter explicitly states that the requester wants one fandom more than the others,
Prompt where it's impossible to include all requested characters without any statement that the requester allows this,
Ranty judgemental DNWs going on about how disgusting it is anyone would write that,
Fandom where the only prompt is for a crossover with no hint of wanting anything else,
Letter includes more fandom/characters than the rules allow without it being clear which ones they actually requested,
"Any" request for a large cast but the requester only wants specific character combos,
Requests that contradict DNWs with no clarification,
"DNW: bad writing",
Letter & request that contains only DNWs,
Request by name for worldbuilding in a fandom where worldbuilding was not nominated,
Letter with general DNWs that exclude basically all of requested canon; no clarification (i.e. "no scifi settings" w/ Star Trek request).,
Letter includes fandom that is not in request,
DW/LJ letter with "broken html" error,
"dead dove" or "kink" DNW,
letter that directly references other fic they have received for the same prompt previously,
Worldbuilding request that attempts to DNW everything but a very specific prompt,
Prompt for crossover of all requested canons,
All requests are for kinky smut; no gen outs,
DNW 'all ships',
DNW a particular tense,
DNW a particular POV,
DNW drabbles,
all requests are five-minute fandoms,
all requests are related to ineligible mega fandoms,
all requests are for either 10+ book series or 30+ episode shows,
fandoms aren't directly related but are all clearly on a theme,
no fandoms have actual canon (all RPF/anthro/nonexistent shows/etc.),
TOO MANY GIFS,
Too many video embeds,
Letter contains convenient instructions on how to sail the high seas for canon,
Plurality of requests are for fandoms in relatively rare languages

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