The Coalies Are Back In Town

[coalcube]

Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Coaltide Bar'n'Grill
The receipts will flow and wank will spill
And if the coalies wanna fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
The nights are getting longer, it won't be long
Won't be long 'til Yuletide comes
Now that the coalies are here again

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

i appreciate the two people attempting to add content to that one german ''obscure book'' canon. maybe we can get it into yuletide legit next year

[(Anonymous)]

Could we? Isn't Ghost Soup not allowed, even though people wrote fic about it? But even so, I too am happy about new Florentina content!

[(Anonymous)]

It's Original Work, you'd have to make an evidence post for it.

[(Anonymous)]

her name is Florientina. fake fan spotted

[(Anonymous)]

I thought it was Fiorientina.

[(Anonymous)]

+100000000

Can you even call yourself a real Winterblumensaat fan if you take the easy way out and spell Fiorientina's name with L's or without some I's?

[(Anonymous)]

But no one is writing for Nur die Sonne! And that's one of my favorite books, too =(

[(Anonymous)]

Accidentally became invested in Florientina/Mailia – people are honestly doing some really interesting stuff! Current consensus seems to be that Mailia is...not entirely human, and tbh I Am Here For This.

[(Anonymous)]

i'm sure the original intention was for this 'canon' to be a realistic historical-fiction book. fortunately, the lesbian monsterfuckers got their hands on it. i'm thrilled tbh

[(Anonymous)]

this fake fandom is the gift that keeps on giving. so much delightful unexpected femslash. i'm regularly checking the tag to see what people have added to it

[(Anonymous)]

Wow at thia rate it'll be over the limit by next year!

[(Anonymous)]

People said that about ghost soup too, but most fics aren't 1k

[(Anonymous)]

Someone should submit a request to the wranglers to change the book canons to "Winterbluumensaat - Fake Yuletide Fandom" and "Nur Die Sonne - Fake Yuletide Fandom"