I don't mean to piss on your fireworks, nonnie, but I doubt very much that everyone disagreeing with you partially of completely in this subthread is the same anon. There are differences in how they all speak, and the timestamps also suggest at least several different people being involved in this trainwreck, at least a few of whom disagree with you.

I also think we'd know if OP had come back. They had no shame whatsoever in announcing themselves before and they wouldn't be able to resist letting us know that they had returned to grace us their presence once more. Although they may be having a gleeful laugh in silence at the storm they've caused.